(Photo © John Geary)

Caves and trails and scorpion tales

It was time to head out of the blue and "into the green," as Kevin, one of our guides so aptly phrased it; time to trade in our paddles and snorkels for hiking boots and headlamps. We piled into a dilapidated van and headed down the Hummingbird Highway into the Maya Mountains.

The deeper we drove into the jungle-clad mountains, the more claustrophobic I felt after spending a week on the open ocean. Once we arrived at the Cockscomb Basin Jaguar Preserve, though, that feeling quickly vanished. We hiked through the jungle for an hour to reach our destination: a small but beautiful and much-appreciated waterfall. Our jungle garb exacerbated the jungle's humidity and energy-sapping heat. However, long pants and long sleeves were a necessity - unless you wanted to have to dig out Botfly larvae from an arm or leg. Botfly bites could be particularly nasty, as the insects burrow underneath your skin to lay their eggs. You really don't want the eggs to hatch into larvae there, as that can really get under your skin! Kevin didn't take his own advice, and that night Justine had to dig into his skin with a needle to get the eggs out.

Unfortunately we did not see any jaguars, nor did we even see any spoor. But our admission fees for the hike went towards maintaining the preserve, so in that sense, we did have a connection with the great cats.

Our afternoon drive continued and we eventually reached what would become our home for the next two nights: Caves Branch, located just outside Blue Hole National Park.

It was here we experienced, for the first time, the other mainstays of Belizean food. While coastal dwellers live off the sea, inland Belizeans subsist largely on chicken, rice and beans. There is not much cattle ranching there, so beef is not very abundant.

That night's dinner was supplied by Paulin, our spelunking guide. He was quite a character. He had lost one of his hands handling dynamite. He joked that afterward, all the locals referred to him as the region's "explosives expert." He had a large family to match his large heart, and named every one of his 10 children after characters in Louis L'Amour novels.

That night the sounds of the ocean lapping up on shore and crabs scurrying by in the dark gave way to those of howler monkeys and wild parrots serenading us to sleep.

The next morning, a short hike took us to the mouth of St. Herman's Cave. We strapped on our headlamps and proceeded to do our best Professor Hardwigg impersonations, traversing down into the bowels of the earth. While we weren't headed for the earth's centre as Jules Verne's explorer was, the experience still overwhelmed us, at times. Everywhere we turned, we encountered stalagmites and stalactites. We spent some time in a chamber off the main branch of the cave. It was filled with numerous sizes of stalactites that allowed us to redefine "rap music." Each one produced a different tone when rapped on, so we could actually tap out a tune of sorts.

The highlight of our trip through the cave was seeing shards of 2,000-year-old Mayan pottery that littered the cave in various spots. The Mayans considered these caves to be special, sacred places and were often used for ceremonies, hence the pottery that could be found there.

After lunch, one group went to a second cave named Mountain Cow Cave, while the other went hiking up a mountain and through the jungle to the Blue Hole.

I was with the latter group, but there were moments when I regretted my choice. The walk up the mountainside was aided by steps - 600 of them. Then after reaching the top, it turned out we had another 45-minute hike through the jungle to the Blue Hole. Once we arrived though, we realized the trip was worth every drop of sweat, every mosquito swatted, every steamy step.

The Blue Hole is a deep, deep, DEEP sinkhole of blue, ice-cold water in the middle of the jungle. The only bad part about jumping in and cooling off was having to get out again and hike back to our camp.

The next day, we had no difficulty staying cool. We  began our day by hiking for an hour along an dried-up river bed, each of us toting a daypack and an inner tube. The tubes represented our transportation of choice for the day. We spent the day travelling through three different caves, via an underground river. We floated through the sombre darkness of  caves and out into the lush greenery of the rainforest, passing from cave to jungle to cave to jungle to cave and finally out into the jungle and to a pick-up point where the river was accessible by vehicle.

The next day, it was off to the Mayan ruins. We visited two sites, one established site called Xuanantanich and a second one called Cahal Pech. Xuanantanich offered a well-established outdoor museum that travellers could study, along with plaques explaining each building's significance. The ruins at Pech were still undergoing excavation so there was not as much to see in terms of structures; however, it was very interesting to see a "dig-in-progress."

We spent our final two nights at Mountain Equestrian Trails. Ironically, it was while staying there in little cabins called cabanas that I had to pull a couple of ticks out of my skin and found a scorpion in my shirt. During the entire10 days I slept in a tent on remote islands and in the jungle, I never ran into any "creepy critters". But here in a more "civilized" setting, my luck caught up with me.

We spent our only day at MET riding through the jungle on horseback to another beautiful waterfall. We swam, we dove, we revelled in the wild waters. It was as if we were trying to ward off our return to the city in one final romp with nature.

During our return drive to Belize City, we stopped at J.B.'s Watering Hole - located "in the middle of nowhere" as the sign outside this jungle bar informed us  - and we chomped into our first beef burgers of the trip! They were greasy, thin wafers of meat, but after two weeks of seafood, chicken, rice and beans and vegetarian delights, they tasted like the finest gourmet burger ever offered at Earl's or Moxie's! As I chomped my way through it, I swore I could hear the strains of Jimmy Buffet's "Cheeseburger in Paradise" off in the distance.

We also stopped at Belize Agricultural Fair, for a second round of greasy burgers. Our final stop was at the Belize Zoo to get a glimpse of all the wildlife we never did see in the jungle: jaguars, toucans, vultures, ocelots, and a tapir highlighted our visit. 

Finally, we arrived back in the urban jungle of Belize City. As we drove to the airport to fly home, another Buffet tune sprang to mind. The thought of saying "good-bye" to this beautiful country brought on an unwanted melancholy mood.

So rather, it was "Manana" that filled my thoughts as I boarded the plane that would take me back home.

Part I: Cay Hopping Along the Coast

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